Things have become very strange around here since my sister, notarealdrdawn
, decided that she was JR from Dallas.
Dawn's son has started taking after his mother. Since he's young, we haven't let him watch a lot of Buffy
episodes, and we'd never let him watch Queer as Folk
. And also, because of his age, he has no idea what Dallas
is. He has, however, seen some of the earlier, less explicit Buffy
So he's decided that he's The Annointed One. He's making everyone call him 'Collin' now. The other day we were in the mall, and he went up to a security guard and pretended he was lost. He held out his hand and said, "Help me." When the guard took his hand, 'Collin' said, "Now I will lead you into the mouth of hell!"
He also did this to all of his teachers in school. When his English teacher asked him why he wanted her to follow him into the school basement, he said, "I'm just trying to fit in. My mom used to be a gay man, and now she's a cowboy." We have to meet with the Principal on Friday.
Not to be outdone, caphricacorn
has also started in. She's decided to be Justin from Queer as Folk
. So when our father told Cappy to clean her room, Cappy somehow managed to gather twenty people, and they all staged a protest outside the house, holding signs and chanting, "Hey hey! Ho ho! Cleaning my room has got to go!" Then Cappy bought a cowboy hat and told her thirty year-old Science teacher that she loved him. Our mother told Dawn and I that Cappy is no longer allowed to visit us. Also, we have to go meet her Principal on Monday.
But I guess I could tolerate all of this, except that Dawn's influence seems to extend more every day. Our dog just decided that he's Mr. Ed.